This is HILARIOUS!
*stolen from :soaringmoose:*

NAME MEME

1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Fey Wayne (i sound like a freaking pixie or fairy! lol)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Oscar Tom (y'all come back now, ya hear?!)

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Kelka.....who that's freakin spiffy! lol

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Silver Fox (now that is a cool ass name! lol)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Alesia Gulfport (*blinks*......wow.....i'd prolly be that sarcastic bitch in the show everyone loves to hate...cause of her name! lol)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Black Creme'a Soda (oh god!!! LMAO!!!!)

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Kaly (kinda like my cat! lol)

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
oh god, i can see this going bad right from the start!

Vanilla Peanut Butter

........

shut up!

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Lillie 3rd St. (*blinks* so freaking stupid! lol)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Sweet Pea Hot Tamales ( *blinks* that's so different from each other......wow)


11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
this is impossible to not sound dirty, kay?

Truth be told i can't remember my first pets name, but still no matter what the thing would turn out dirty for the first street i lived on was called Cox.........go ahead, laugh it up....lol.